Listen, little dudes. You saved me when I was freezing to death in Kun-Lai, burying me in a pile of fuzzy bodies and adopting me into your pack, and I'll always be grateful for that. But it's time for us to part ways. Sure, we've had a good run of it, and you've certainly helped by out by paralyzing trolls with your adorableness. But I just don't earn enough gold to buy six pugs food and water and designer leashes and adorable little rhinestone collars for your itty-bitty pudgy necksies ... oh, damn it. You can stay. But I'm not making any more elite dragon pâté. (Thanks to submitter Casalilly of Dark Steel Knights on Fizzcrank [US-H] for the screenshot!)Friday, June 28, 2013
Around Azeroth: I'll be doggone
Listen, little dudes. You saved me when I was freezing to death in Kun-Lai, burying me in a pile of fuzzy bodies and adopting me into your pack, and I'll always be grateful for that. But it's time for us to part ways. Sure, we've had a good run of it, and you've certainly helped by out by paralyzing trolls with your adorableness. But I just don't earn enough gold to buy six pugs food and water and designer leashes and adorable little rhinestone collars for your itty-bitty pudgy necksies ... oh, damn it. You can stay. But I'm not making any more elite dragon pâté. (Thanks to submitter Casalilly of Dark Steel Knights on Fizzcrank [US-H] for the screenshot!)
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