"Gimmlette from Spectacular Death (A-Llane) was preparing for the guild's next raid," writes Gimmlette herself. "Part of that preparation is to make sure one's weapons are ready to go. So she stopped in to see Marda Weller in Stormwind. 'See these talons on my feet?' Gimlette said. 'They aren't sharp enough. Don't mind that they're currently digging into your floor.' Marda wasn't impressed by the talons or the dragon standing in front of her. 'You'll have to go to a jewelcrafter,' she replied. 'I think you need a grinder to sharpen those. Oh, and I'll be sending your guild a bill for replacing my floor planks.'"Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Around Azeroth: Dragons don't need swords
"Gimmlette from Spectacular Death (A-Llane) was preparing for the guild's next raid," writes Gimmlette herself. "Part of that preparation is to make sure one's weapons are ready to go. So she stopped in to see Marda Weller in Stormwind. 'See these talons on my feet?' Gimlette said. 'They aren't sharp enough. Don't mind that they're currently digging into your floor.' Marda wasn't impressed by the talons or the dragon standing in front of her. 'You'll have to go to a jewelcrafter,' she replied. 'I think you need a grinder to sharpen those. Oh, and I'll be sending your guild a bill for replacing my floor planks.'"
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